The Empty Report

What are you looking for?

There is nothing here to see. Literally.

It's called the empty report.

What did you expect?

It's empty.

No download for you.

Nothing.

Literally nothing.

EMPTY

EMPTY

E. M. P. T. Y.

You can't be disappointed.

It's already in the name.

Yet here you are.

Still reading. Still searching. Still looking.

What's the catch?

See, that's the problem.

We're so trained. Conditioned. So gullible.

We'll buy into anything after a cute story, some stupid testimonials, colored pictures and a few stars.

We believe the hype.

We buy.

And then we realize it's empty.

Not what we thought after all.

It says it's "the empty report."

And yet you came here looking for something.

What do you want?

What do you expect to find that will ultimately satisfy you?

Ultimately fulfill you?

Because your wardrobe full of clothes sure didn't.

Nor did your awards and trophies.

Nor did your name in the newspaper, or on the billboards.

Not even the magazine, and the raving fans on social media.

Both real and paid, lololol.

What do you really, really want?

This is not the peace project, yo.

You ain't getting a tax deduction on this one.

No write-offs here.

It's the empty report.

Literally empty.

Yet here you are.

Still with me. Still reading. Wow.

Okay. Let's pull out that credit card.

At least let me make a few bucks. LOL.

Nah.

Just joking.

This is free.

EMPTY

What readers are saying

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Unless…

• Tip $1 if I made your day.
• Tip $3 if I showed you the way.
• Tip $6 if you want to learn the way.
• Tip $9 if you want me to show you the way.

Even the tip jar is empty.

Or…

Don't pay. Smile.

Just enjoy your day.

And give thanks. To yourself, for you will find your own way.

(And if you don't, come back another day. LOL.)